Njoi!
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Loungin' around with KitKat Senses
While chillin' out, minding their own business, having a break, having a KitKat, Girls Aloud got bombarded by photographers as they relaxed on the settee. Ever the professionals, they carried on smiling and produced some lovely photos.
As you can see, they are all doing very normal, everyday, normal things. Nadine is having a cuppa in a KitKat mug, Nicola is about to paint her nails KitKat red, Kimberley is reading her favourite book, The Lion, The Witch & The KitKat, Sarah was thinking of listening to her iPod, but is currently too busy thinking of KitKats, and Cheryl is about to scoff one. Actually, looking at the wallpaper, I think they might be advertising KitKats. You can't trick me!
Thanks a lot to Hayley at Girls Aloud Media for the photos. See more here.
x <3 x
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Can't Speak French #9
GA hav buried Sugarbbabes in da lower top 20, wile chartin at #9 wiv Can't Speak French. Congrats to them 4 claimin there 18th top 10 single in a row!
Hear Heartbreaker by Will.i.am feat. Cheryl Cole
Propa class song. Its so about Ashley, obv. Chezza sounds wikkid.
Kimba Surprise!
Happy Easter to all of da Girls Aloud Mafia. Hope u got lowds of choccies and dont spew it back up lyke I did lol. Tip: Wen u start litrally bouncin off da walls, stop eating.
Saturday, March 22, 2008
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Gift wrapped Kitty-Kats - Behind The Scenes
Girls Aloud have filmed the new TV advert for KitKat. They were in familiar territory on the red carpet with cameras flashing left, right and centre. But there appeared to be a bit of acting going on, with Sarah being given the starring role.
See more photos here.
Thanks to Hayley at Girls Aloud Media for the photos.
Monday, March 17, 2008
Can't Speak French is out now!
Girls Aloud are on the promotional trail this week, and have split up and spread out for maximum impact. Sarah is taking advantage of the French Euro by selling the single in Paris. With the song's obvious French theme, and a French version of the single on the CD, Can't Speak French is expected to be a top 500 hit in France this week! And as a special incentive for all the French fans, Sarah is giving away a free signed French stick with every CD! These limited edition collector's items are expected to sell fast so get yourself over to France pronto!
Or if you can't be arsed, you can always click a few buttons and download the single, or pop up the shops and get yourself the CDs:
Download:
Digital EP
Can't Speak French (Radio Edit)
Hoxton Heroes
Je Ne Parle Pas Français
With Every Heartbeat (Radio One Live Lounge)
iTunes 7Digital
Digital Single
Can't Speak French (Radio Edit)
Can't Speak French (Tony Lamzma Mix Radio Edit)
iTunes
CDs:
2-Track CD
Can't Speak French (Radio Edit)
Hoxton Heroes
HMV Amazon
Maxi CD
Can't Speak French (Radio Edit)
Je Ne Parle Pas Français
Can't Speak French (Passions Remix)
With Every Heartbeat (Radio One Live Lounge)
Can't Speak French (Video)
HMV Amazon
x <3 x
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Girls Aloud are going on tour with the worst pop group in the world
Poor Girls Aloud :(
Yes, it's true. This bunch of buffoons are one of the support acts for Girls Aloud's Tangled Up tour. It's thought that the record company came up with the idea of a comedy spot as a warm up for the show, and Billiam were the first thing that sprung to Girls Aloud's minds. I'm sure they will provide many laughs for the thousands of fans.
I've covered up their modesty, but if you're not too squeamish, or you fancy a laugh, click the photo for a less clothed view.
Ew.
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
...Buzzing round a Girls Aloud Zoo.
I went 2 dis wikkid zoo on da wkend. It waz well wierd cuz i cant rememba how i got ther or back lol. Anyways it waz full of animals dat all luked lyke GA! I waz lyke OMG!! I went up 2 this bird (actual bird in a cage, not laydee) wat had Sarahs face and i waz lyke hiya, howz it hangin saz? And she just tweeted back at me, i waz lyke woah. And then she started tryin to peck me fru the bars, tha bitch! Then i saw all da utha girls as well. Nadz an Kimba waz well nyce but Chezza tried 2 shit on me. After dat I erd a massiv roar behind me and tha next thing I nu i waz in a hospital bed wiv doctors askin wat drugs i'd been takin. I told dem my storee but they didunt beleeve me. I fink they must B sugarbabes fans lol. NEway i got sum piccies of da creetyers at Aloud Zoo. But if NE1 else haz been and spotted Nicolion, pleese send me da photo 2 girlsaloudmafia@googlemail.com, cuz id luv 2 see her 2!:
Sarah Canary:
Cheryl Chimp:
Bambine:
Kimba Chameleon:
Sunday, March 9, 2008
The Kimberley Diaries get spooky...
I can't be the only one who thinks that sometimes the lives of Girls Aloud seem like a soap opera. Well sometimes they're like a horror film too! In the latest extract from the Kimberley Diaries, the girls contact evil spirits who try to lead them into trouble. What happens next? You'll have to read it to find out...
Read it here.
Girls Aloud have a break...have a KitKat! And get paid for it!
Girls Aloud have just signed a megabucks deal with Nestlé's KitKat. Each girl will recieve around half a million squid for fronting TV and print adverts for the chocolate bar, which will also sponsor their upcoming Tangled Up Tour. A friend of a close source to the band's people allegedly suggested that the print ads may look like something resembling these:
Each girl chose a special edition KitKat based on their personality. I can't wait to try them! I think they might be fake, though. I mean, there's no way they would make KitKats that big.
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
The Passions of Girls Aloud - Cheryl Trailer
She looks well street man. Shes da bomb!
Tune in Friday 14th March, ITV2, 10pm.
Sunday, March 2, 2008
Can't Speak French - Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway
Haha! well funni, men in dresses well make me larf! And GA r ALL THERE, not 1 of dem iz out gettin pissed or axidentally in America!!
That wos mint! luv it! Just lyke da video, and not 1 bum note!
Thanks to Snoop at Girls Aloud Media for the videos.
Saturday, March 1, 2008
It's back on, bitches!
Sugababes hav suvived bein murdered by Girls Aloud and r back up 4 da chart battle on 17th March between Denial and the Aloud's Can't Speak French. I told u they always come bak 2 lyf, they cant b stoppt!!! But we r winnin at da moment. We r #28 on iTunes, with da babs back at #44. GAs appearance on Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway tonight shud see dem shooting up da charts lyke a bullet! So we ain't scared yet lol.
Where Are They Now?: Barbara Davis (formerly of Girls Aloud)
Girl groups are infamous for infighting and lineup changes. Some replace members every five minutes (see Sugababes, Destiny's Child), while others carelessly lose members (see Eternal, Clea). But ocassionally a girlband's lineup changes can go literally unnoticed. This is what happened in the case of Barbara Davis.
Last September it was reported that Sarah Harding had been ejected from Girls Aloud after her late nights and hard-drinking ways forced her into rehab. With a heavy schedule ahead, the rest of the band drafted in unknown singer, Barbara.
Barbara, who happened to be shopping at a supermarket just yards away from the studio at which Girls Aloud were attending their first Sarah-less photoshoot, when Nicola came up with a (in her words) "last resort solution", and ran over to the supermarket to find a suitable replacement for Sarah. Five minutes later, Barbara was at the photoshoot, and cameras were flashing.
Unfortunately for Barbara, she had misunderstood Nicola's request, and assumed she had a full-time position in Girls Aloud. In reality, the photographer just needed someone around Sarah's height to stand in for her, for technical reasons. Sarah would be added to the images later.
Just hours later, Sarah had been 'involuntarily checked out' of rehab for being a 'considerably bad influence on the other residents'. And she was back at work with the band.
It wasn't all bad news for Barbara, though. She was lucky enough to get a lift back home with Girls Aloud, and her shopping. On the journey home, Barbara told a bemused Girls Aloud of her plans for the band, and she apparently got rather overexcited. Driver Drew described the trip as "the most excruciating journey of my life". "She didn't stop wittering on, or eating the entire way". "Okay, it only took five minutes, but have you met her?!". "She left a bloody mess in the back as well. Crisp packets and cola cans everywhere!".
Apparently the rest of the girls had to simply smile and nod.
Cheryl: "She wouldn't shut up, the fat cow!"
Nicola: "She was dead insulting
as well. I was honestly ready to hit her!"
Kimberley: "Yeah, she was a bit much. Somehow she got it into her head that she was in the band, and she she had all these plans. I t was embarassing"
Nadine: "Worst five minutes of my life. Just hearing her name makes me want to vomit"
So what ever became of Barbara? Did she enjoy the experience? We caught up with her to find out:
Barbara: "I was just happy for the exposure, innit. 'Cos of that day, I'm famous!. I've got myself an amazing singing career, a top photoshoot, and now I've got a regular slot in a top location. So it's all gravy, innit!" (Barbara released a Christmas single with BB8's Shabnam, a version of Little Donkey, which reached #254 in the charts. She did a topless photoshoot for the special 'readers wives' edition of Nuts. And now she busks outside her local Asda, for which she earns at least £2.50 a week)
"Asda's nothing to be sniffed at you know. I've seen Louise and Clea (aka Lea, Ea, Loveshy) perform there before, and they were well crap compared to me".
So deep is Barbara's love for Asda, she's even made her own short advert for the company:
So is there any biterness or regrets on Barbara's part? Surprisingly not, but she's certainly got a few words for Girls Aloud:
Barbara: "Harding, you're a faker, you bitch. You can't hack your drink you big girl's blouse. I well deserved a place in Girls Aloud more than you. My voice is bigger, my tits are bigger. I'm well fit. I would have brought class to the band".
Any final words for the girls?
Barbara: "Yeah, you can fuck right off. I prefer Sugababes to you lot anyday, you slags".
The End
Source: The Daily Bullshit Online
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