Name: Barbara Chantelle Typhannie Kylie Brittany Davis (call me Babsy)
Age: 35
Height: 5'4''
Weight: 18st
Hometown: Cardiff, Wales
Previous Employment: Beautician, Hairdresser, Shop assistant at Lidl, Pickpocket, Pub singer.
Likes: Pink ("the colour, not that lesbo singer"), puppies, Girls Aloud, beer, men and knives.
Dislikes: Red, girls who are up themselves, kittens, Sugababes, salad, nobheads, Sarah Harding.
Favourite Girls Aloud Song: Love Machine and Push The Button (can't decide).
Thoughts on the other members:
Nadine: Long legs (put 'em away love), amazing singer (not as good as me, though), proper fit boyfriend (bitch, I could so have him).
Cheryl: Pretty, nearly up there with me in the looks department. Overrated, god knows why she gets all the attention with me around. Her husband is so totally gay but I'd still do him, innit. Nightmare to work with but overall safe.
Kimberley: Bossy cow. She's already telling me what to do at photoshoots and that. On at me not to bite my nails or pick my feet while they're trying to take a photo. But it gets well boring so she should shut up. Otherwise she's very smily and annoyingly nice. Trying to show me up, the bitch.
Nicola: Sound. She's really down to earth and everything. She's my new drinking pal and partner in crime I hope. She keeps shooting me these dirty looks and telling me to fuck off. She's got a wicked sense of humour!
Thoughts on Sarah:
Oh my god! Don't let me near that girl or I'll slap her face into next week! She thinks she's a caner. My arse!
What do you think you'll bring to Girls Aloud?:
Some much-needed glamour and talent. I'm the new main member of Girls Aloud. The others are total dogs compared to me, so look out boys! I'm trying to convince the girls to go topless for Nuts! But they're being well frigid about it. I'll do it on my own if I have to. I'll do whatever it takes to get to the top. That's the sort of ambition that the other girls don't seem to have right now. I'll teach them.
Aw, she iz well nice, and pritty too. Sum people r already sayin that Nicola is no longer the ugly one but you shud shut up ok! I fink shes my nu favrite! <3
1 comment:
She would fit right in
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