New Album - Tangled Up

OMG!!! Da nu album is gunna b mint! I luv the name. Chezza tells us a bit more about the album ere:



Kewl Pop wbsite Popjustice had dis 2 say about Grls Aloud yesterday:



But wat duz it mean? I rekon dey meen da nu album, but it cud b anyfink innit!
Anyway, you can alreadi pre-order da nu album here:

Regular Edition
Deluxe Edition

Girls Aloud Mobile

Girls Ald av made there very own fone!!! OMFG!!11! I amz soooo gettin one the dey it cums out! i was savin 4 a nu Nokia but dat'll av 2 wait til next month. It's a Samsung and its wikid. It luks a bit girly tho so peeple mite say i iz a bit gay. But I dun care Ill just cula the purple bits in with marka pen.

There is more information here.

Dey r still copyin my purple color skeem but dats okay Grls Aloud can do wat they lyke innit! Its got sum well gud feetures like Sexy! No No is alredi loaded on it so you can play it on da bus.

Girls Aloud record song with Franz Ferdinand

GA av dun a nu song wiv Franz Ferdinand. I dunno wot 2 fink of FF becos their all
rocky an that. but they must b good cos theyve sang wiv GA lol. C wot u fink:

Franz Ferdinand feat. Girls Aloud - Sound And Vision

Taken From the album: Radio 1: Established 1967

New Girls Aloud Member in Profile: Barbara

Name: Barbara Chantelle Typhannie Kylie Brittany Davis (call me Babsy)
Age: 35
Height: 5'4''
Weight: 18st
Hometown: Cardiff, Wales
Previous Employment: Beautician, Hairdresser, Shop assistant at Lidl, Pickpocket, Pub singer.



Likes: Pink ("the colour, not that lesbo singer"), puppies, Girls Aloud, beer, men and knives.

Dislikes: Red, girls who are up themselves, kittens, Sugababes, salad, nobheads, Sarah Harding.

Favourite Girls Aloud Song: Love Machine and Push The Button (can't decide).

Thoughts on the other members:
Nadine: Long legs (put 'em away love), amazing singer (not as good as me, though), proper fit boyfriend (bitch, I could so have him).
Cheryl: Pretty, nearly up there with me in the looks department. Overrated, god knows why she gets all the attention with me around. Her husband is so totally gay but I'd still do him, innit. Nightmare to work with but overall safe.
Kimberley: Bossy cow. She's already telling me what to do at photoshoots and that. On at me not to bite my nails or pick my feet while they're trying to take a photo. But it gets well boring so she should shut up. Otherwise she's very smily and annoyingly nice. Trying to show me up, the bitch.
Nicola: Sound. She's really down to earth and everything. She's my new drinking pal and partner in crime I hope. She keeps shooting me these dirty looks and telling me to fuck off. She's got a wicked sense of humour!

Thoughts on Sarah:
Oh my god! Don't let me near that girl or I'll slap her face into next week! She thinks she's a caner. My arse!

What do you think you'll bring to Girls Aloud?:
Some much-needed glamour and talent. I'm the new main member of Girls Aloud. The others are total dogs compared to me, so look out boys! I'm trying to convince the girls to go topless for Nuts! But they're being well frigid about it. I'll do it on my own if I have to. I'll do whatever it takes to get to the top. That's the sort of ambition that the other girls don't seem to have right now. I'll teach them.

Aw, she iz well nice, and pritty too. Sum people r already sayin that Nicola is no longer the ugly one but you shud shut up ok! I fink shes my nu favrite! <3

EXCLUSIVE: Sarah has quit Girls Aloud!

O M G Z!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sarah haz gone an left Grlz Aloud. We all nu she wud. All da sines wur ther but we just wernt ready. Its a sad day 4 Grls Aloud fans. :(

Here's da proof. My mayte Shayne maniged to snap da grls on a nu photoshoot wivout Sarah:



an den they decided they looked a bit crap as a 4-peace an asked Barbara to be da nu memba:



An its all tru becos this paper has reported da story now:

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OMG, i dunno wat 2 say :(. But Barbara <3

Cheryl morphs into Cleopatra

Chezza haz taken advyce from da ancient Egipshun laydee, Cleopatra for her latest look. They must b maytes or summat lol cos dey look propa alike. I hope dey dont bump into each utha tho, they be well ebarissed! An she looks a rite moody cow:



Luv the outfit tho. Itz well classy!

The Kimberley Diaries

My mayte Lisa iz well sneeky. she az maniged to get hold of Kimba's persunal dairy, and now she iz splashin' it all ova da intranot! God noes how she stealed it but i reckon she hides under Kimba's bed or summat lol! Anyway it's shockin wat da grls rilly get up 2, and u can read it ere:
The Kimberley Diaries - On Tour
The Kimberley Diaries - Part 1

Pop Novella - The Secret Life of Girls Aloud

An amazin nu site iz showin a behind tha seens luk at Grls Aloud. It dunt luk real 2 me. But see wat u think. Its just ere: popnovella.blogspot.com.

Girls Aloud Go Purple

OMG! They av sooo copied my wbsite, fkn copycats. How dare they. Looks gud tho, iinit!

The grls hav even started wearin purple 2. But weares Kimberly. Do u rekon shes left?!!11!

Animated Aloud

I found dese amazin' sims vidz of Grls aloud:

Biology




Whole Lotta History




Well dun AdamBell2007 and dfizzles. dey iz mint!

What Did The Neighbours Say?: The Secret Life Of Girls Aloud - Coming Soon

We Hate James Blunt!

Sexy! No No No... was at numba 4 all weak but by Sunday James the giant C*nt took ova da grls, the lickle fuk! Oh well GA still made top5. dat's da main fing innit!

"Cheryl Cole Battered Me!" An Open Letter To Girls Aloud Mafia

OMG!

I litrally shatted myself wen i got dis letta thru da post yestrdai. sum slag Sugabbabes fan dont lyke wat is been posted ere. Im well scared!

Dont let her scare u guyz. i am only postin it so u no hu she iz wen she finds u. im movin' house. If u iz seekin safety or just dont wanna hav nightmares b4 bed, then go here and make it all feel beta.

Sexy! No No No... is still not Number One! :(

OMG! Look wat u've reduced Cheryl 2 guys! she iz disgyzing as a hot dog lady 2 flog the nu single! but look also, its a limited edition 10" vinyl & Chezza's record stall iz di only place u can get it!!!11! All i can tell u iz tht she iz somwhere in swingin london town lol. But u can clik ere 4 directions. (dont blame me if dey turn out 2 b fake or crusty old cliff richards records lol). but NEway, she ainit desprate, she iz just doin her job so shut up!!


But look hu i snapped lata on ystrdy, just up da road from Chez. its kanye west. cheeky b*strd. How can she compete wid dat?! just cus he can afford a fancy van he tinks hes all dat. btw, i saw sean kingstom go up to his van, but he was just afta a burger, lol.

Girls Aloud - The Curse

I always nu grls aloud wer a bit diffrunt like, but i never nu dey were cursed. Thats just scary man. dangerouswitchcraft.com av dun an articul all about it. i dunno wether 2 beleve it but its well wierd. you shud read it.

Latest chart info for Sexy! No, No, No...

Well dun. Mr iTunes man earned enuff money 2 by a tank an drag Sexy up to #6. but its still not gud enuff. he needs mor money so donate here an help him make GA #1. yay!!11!

In da midweeklys, Sexy is still numba 4. I already told u guys, try harder! but they still doin well innit!

Push Sarah's Button...

Oh my days!!11!!

Latest Chart News for Sexy! No No No...

As u can c mr Itunes man is pushin as hard as he can 2 get GA to #1, but he's only managed #7 so far. imz disapointed in u all, u must try hrder lol. just jokin. but realy itz onli 79p, god don't b so stingy guys, go buy!!!11!

And in da midweek thingys, Sexy iz at #4. Dis iz simply not gud enuff guys. But shut up cos at least its top 5, god stop moaning!!

Sexy! No No No (Xenomania Club Mix)

Click Kimbas lips n u can get this propa amazin nu mix of Sexy from ITunes!

Sexy! No No No... enters iTunes Top 10

So giv da nice iTunes man sum more 79ps so he can carrey on climin innit, lol!

Girls Aloud on This Morning.

Sexy! No No No...


I wonder wot Nadine and Nicole r laffin bout. I bet it's about Sara's hair lol. Nicola did it wen dey wer pissed innit lol!!!1


Interview with Phillip and Fern


Aw dis intrvuew iz <3.

Sexy! is out tomorrow - A Message from Kimberley

so lisen 2 her fools! or she'll scratch ur eyes out! lol. U can buy the cd in all the normal playses or on line:

HMV
CD1
CD2

Amazon
CD1
CD2

Sexy! No No No... climbs iTunes charts.

And heres the proof. proppa good init afta two days, #26. Kewl.

Sexy! No No No... TV Advert

Its got its owne ad an evrythin. Mint!