Big Hair!

I managed to catch our girls as they were leaving the studios for their swanky new video to Can't Speak French. I took these snaps:

Cheryl's doing her best Wino impression:


Nadine and Kimba: daren't frown or their faces might crack:


Nicola's going for the Hedwig look for the new video:




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Cheryl & Ashley: You thought it was over but it's not...

There az bin a lot of bollux in da nooze in da last few dayz. I just wanna tell u all now dat it iz all lyze. I kno dis 4sure Bcuz Chezza iz safe ere wiv me and she told me da hole troof. She sez i amz da bestest frend shes got and ive bin dere thru fick and fin. She needed 2 get awai from da pappanazis so i iz lookin afta her. Besides dat she says no1 wud eva suspekt she wud b in such a dive as my ouse. Dunno wot she means by dat Lol. But sssshhhh! dont tell no one. Ere iz a pic of us 2 2getha:


NEway she told me da score. Dese women keep chattin up Ashli in da bars an that, and spike hiz drink. Then they tek him back 2 dere houses and try 2 tek advantage of im. But dey didnt fink it fru propli. Theres not much u can do wiv a passed out pukin man. But this didunt stop dat prostitute laydee Aimee from tryin 2 get preggers wiv his floppy willy.

Dis az appened at least 5 tymez now but Ashli keeps fallin 4 it. He's a bit fick accordin 2 Chezza lol.

The hoes get angry when nuffink appens and dey still need payin, so they just make up sum BS, tell The Sun, hu mek it sound propa realistic, and pay da hoes thousands of quidz. So itz not tru OK!

Chez sez hiya 2 all da GA Mafia and fans around da world and sed dont beleeve all wat u read in papers. They iz well full of crap.

Girls Aloud: Best British Group

OMG GA have been nominated for Best Group at The Brit Awards!:


They're up against Take That, Arctic Monkeys, Kaiser Cheifs and Editors (?). They'll win, easy. Boring singer, Tom Smith from Editors made the hideous mistake of making a 'hilarious' comment about his band and the Kaiser Cheifs being the joke of the show because they're in a category with Take That and Girls Aloud, ("Haw, haw" - The World). Nicola was not amused.



She stopped off at a nearby Editors photoshoot yesterday to give Tom a piece of her mind, literally. Clearly pooing himself over the incident, Ricky 'the twat' Wilson from Kaiser Chiefs is now claiming to be a Girls Aloud fan and that the only problem he had with them was that they changed the lyrics to 'I Predict A Riot' on tour, two years ago. It is rumoured that Cheryl had Ricky in a headlock as he made the comment.

BTW, happy new year. I've had exams to concentrate on, so stop emailing me asking me to update the site, god! Poor Keef was in hospital for a whole week after new year because he drank a bit too much Strongbow and Malibu punch and nearly died. I may have had something to do with it. I told him it was Lilt, Lol.

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Sorry about that...

We nodded off.
Girls Aloud, hurry up and do some work. We've got nothing to do!
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