Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Cheryl & Ashley: You thought it was over but it's not...



There az bin a lot of bollux in da nooze in da last few dayz. I just wanna tell u all now dat it iz all lyze. I kno dis 4sure Bcuz Chezza iz safe ere wiv me and she told me da hole troof. She sez i amz da bestest frend shes got and ive bin dere thru fick and fin. She needed 2 get awai from da pappanazis so i iz lookin afta her. Besides dat she says no1 wud eva suspekt she wud b in such a dive as my ouse. Dunno wot she means by dat Lol. But sssshhhh! dont tell no one. Ere iz a pic of us 2 2getha:


NEway she told me da score. Dese women keep chattin up Ashli in da bars an that, and spike hiz drink. Then they tek him back 2 dere houses and try 2 tek advantage of im. But dey didnt fink it fru propli. Theres not much u can do wiv a passed out pukin man. But this didunt stop dat prostitute laydee Aimee from tryin 2 get preggers wiv his floppy willy.

Dis az appened at least 5 tymez now but Ashli keeps fallin 4 it. He's a bit fick accordin 2 Chezza lol.

The hoes get angry when nuffink appens and dey still need payin, so they just make up sum BS, tell The Sun, hu mek it sound propa realistic, and pay da hoes thousands of quidz. So itz not tru OK!

Chez sez hiya 2 all da GA Mafia and fans around da world and sed dont beleeve all wat u read in papers. They iz well full of crap.




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