Girls Aloud vs. Sugababes - it's over....already!

Sugababes hav backed down from da big chart battul of da century! But that didunt stop GA from mashin da shit out of em. Ah well, theyll survive, they always do lol. Denial haz been pushed back 2 a March 31st releese date. They iz that scared of GA that theyve given em 2 weeks 2 be at #1. Fanks Sbabes an everythin but we wanted a showdown u biatches! Afta Can't Speak French enterred da charts at #49 a full 3 weeks B4 release, we fink da babs worried. I dont fink delayin the misery 4 2 weeks is gonna help tbh lol! Not only r they shit, they hav 2 ruin our fun too :(

Hear Je Ne Parle Pas Francais / Can't Speak French (French Version)!

Well bon!

Girls Aloud vs. Sugababes - Round Two

Theyve already ad a massive fight wen they released Walk This Way togetha. At da video shoot, it waz all filthy looks and sukin teeth. They tryed knockin each utha out with tha hangin mic on da catwalk sceeenes, and tryed outdoin each utha in the diva steaks with there mega extravagent ryders. Quicha won, she arxed 4 gerbil's milk on her cornflakes and a ommlet made of babies.

But dis tyme there serious. Girls Aloud and Sugarbabes r releasin singles on da same day! OMG! March 17th. It iz set 2 B da biggist chart battul of da millionium! Its Can't Speak French vs. Denial (witch is well rubbish IMHO). Fing iz, da songs av bofe strtd chartin dis week so da battul starts ere! GAMAF will keep u informed on how da fight iz goin. So dont go nowear!

Ding Ding, LOL

Girls Aloud get drunk

GA went 2 da mainest aftapartee afta da Brits 2 drown there sorrows. They waz cryin B4 but they soon got ova it.

Kimba lookin well fit

Kimba ignorin a fan. Kimberley, ur ment 2B da nyce 1 rememba!

Nicola haz just spotted a giant bag of French Fries

Sarah wiv a strange old lady, wtf :s

Sarah da vampya! OMG!

Meanwild, Nadine haz had 2 explane why she werent at da Brits. Shes probs in sooo much trubble now lol, she such a scattabrain.



Thanks to Hayley at Girls Aloud Media for the photos. See more here

Always the bridesmaids...

Here is a video of Kimberley and Sarah saying they're not going to win their Brit, and then not winning it:

They do get a nice cheer when their name is called out, though. That's something, I suppose. *Continues crying*

How fit does Kimba look, though. I swear I'd go lezza for her lol.

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Girls Aloud lose out on Brit Award :(

Girls Aloud wer seen runnin out of the hall in fluds of tears afta the results 4 Best Group wer announced. Dey wer practicly walkin the steps 2 da stage wen da envolope was opend. They propa thort they was gunna win, just lyke we did. Its a sad nite at GAMAF :(. More pix of da laydeez at the event cummin l8er.

Girls Aloud arrive at The Brit Awards... minus Nadine

O Noes! Nadine aint turned up 2 da Brits. Wot a cow! lol, just kiddin shes lost her passport and is stuk in LA, ooops!

Tha utha girls all look hot tho. There so gunna win!

Thanks very much to Hayley @ Girls Aloud Media for the photos. See more here.

Can't Speak French Artwork - XL

Best. ArTwerk. EVAH!!!11!

They're loving LA - The Video

Here's a video of the US paps being much nicer to Girls Aloud than previously seen, as they make their way into and out of Villa club in LA. Me thinks they're a bit drunk at the end. Good on 'em!

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Girls' Night Out

Cheryl, Kimberley and Nicola go partying in West Hollywood:




Sooooo jealous!

See more photos here.

Thanks to Spinelli at Girls Aloud Media for the photos.

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Girls Aloud get hounded.... in LA. : (

Altho the photos tell 1 story; Cheryl lookin happy and relaxed, strolling thru LAX, this video tells anutha. The girls apparuntly get stuck in front of da paps:

The paparazzi sux!!!

Poor Chezza :(

Pretty Little Nic

Fabulous Mag have published a lovely interview with Nicola as she opens up about being criticised as 'the ugly one' since the beginning of Girls Aloud. She's such a strong girl to put up with it.

Read the interview here.

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Holiday Snaps!

With commentary from Kimberley:

Thanks to Hayley at Girls Aloud Media for the photos.

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Cheryl's just fine...

No, she's not out stealing babies and picking up men in random places. Cheryl's beaming after her swanky holiday in Thailand with Kimberley and Nicola. Here they are at LAX, in the US, where filming for their new show Passions will be completed. Then with any luck they will be back for their Brits appearance this Wednesday. Cheryl, you go girl!

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Thanks to Hayley at Girls Aloud Media for the photos. See more here.

Can't Speak French - The Video

OMFG!

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Can't Speak French - Artwork & Tracklistings

2-Track CD
1. Can't Speak French (Radio Edit)
2. Hoxton Heroes



Maxi-CD
1. Can't Speak French (Radio Edit)
2. Je Ne Parle Pas Francais
3. Can't Speak French (Passions Mix)
4. With Every Heartbeat (Radio 1 Live Lounge)
5. Can't Speak French (Video)




iTunes Single
1. Can't Speak French (Radio Edit)
2. Can't Speak French (Tony Lamezma Remix)

Amazing!

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More from the set of Can't Speak French

Kimberley, Nadine and Nicola looking gorgeous. The biatches.
And here's a lovely dance pose:



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Can't Speak French - On The Set

Wen I herd that GA were goin 4 a period theme 4 da nu video, i was a bit worried bout wot we woz gonna get lol. But apparuntly it means they pretended to be from da old dayz. I maniged 2 find da manor house wot they filmed it in and took these luvly pics thru da window:




They all luk well fit. More gurls shud dress lyke this nowadays.

Keep ur eyes peeled 4 the video here on Yahoo Music layta today (13/02/07).

Thanks to Little Miss Tweedy, Irish Beauty and musicmad10 @ Girls Aloud Media for the scans.

Hoxton Heroes

If I saw a Hoxton Hero i wud wanna sing about em too. Their well strange an im not suprized GA r slaggin dem off. i mean their obv on steroids an hu do they fink dey r carryin a massiv fook off sword around wiv em?! They fink their well ard.



There propa show offs. Dis iz a rare pic of one dat i found on da intranot. Neway ere iz a clip of the Hoxton Heroes B-side from the forthcoming Can't Speak French single:

Can't Speak French - The Makeover

Abuv iz a pitcha of da promo CD of Can't Speak French dat az bin released. It containz a hole 2 remixes of da single, the radio edit witch sounds lyke this:

Jeremy Wheatley Radio Edit:

An a gud dance remix by Tony Lamezma:


Witch sounds a lot lyke Tomcraft's Lonliness, but it dun matter coz its a propa choon!!:


GA r so goin 2 numba 1 wiv this!! lol

A postcard from Girls Aloud

As you know, Girls Aloud have all been on their holidays. As we speak, Cheryl, Kimberley and Nicola are all in Thailand together. The lovely Lisa has managed to bypass the post back to Kimba, robbed the girls' postcards, and published them for the world to see!

Read it here

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Can't Speak French... by a French man!

...in English!

Awww!

Can't Speak French / Je ne Peux pas Parler le Français

The official Girls Aloud site has revealed some exciting news about the new single:

OMG, GENIUS!!

Here is a ropey French translation of Can't Speak French:

J'attends sous le consolateur à côté de vous toute nuit Qui questionne me pleurer ? Mon grand coeur a des palpitations
everytime je vous trouve Et je tombe plus dur chaque temps que je fais

Me regarder m'amusant, vous totalement Vous m'avez dans une position difficile, vous êtes idéal pour moi
Comment j'aller vous est venu, et vous dire que j'ai une sensation que je veux vous, le garçon

Maintenant cette conversation est difficile parce que vous êtes totalement Vous évitez toutes les choses que vous voulez me dire que les Mots ne sont pas assez
Oh le bébé de virage de bébé vous ma poussière à l'or

Je ne peux pas parler le français Donc je permettrai à la grande musique pour avoir la conversation maintenant je ne peux pas parler
français Donc je permettrai à la grande musique pour avoir la conversation maintenant Oh, oh, oh
je ne peux pas parler le français Donc
je permettrai à la grande musique pour avoir la conversation maintenant je ne peux pas parler français Donc je permettrai à la grande
musique pour avoir la conversation maintenant Oh, oh, oh

Je veux vous dire que je veux renoncer ma tentation Et vous montrez mes sensations

Je ne peux pas parler le français Donc je permettrai à la grande musique pour avoir la conversation maintenant je ne peux pas parler
français Donc je permettrai à la grande musique pour avoir la conversation maintenant Oh, oh, oh je ne peux pas parler le français Donc
je permettrai à la grande musique pour avoir la conversation maintenant je ne peux pas parler français Donc je permettrai à la grande
musique pour avoir la conversation maintenant Oh, oh, oh


But translate that back into English and you'll find it is complete nonsense. I just hope Girls Aloud didn't use the same translation engine as me! Lol.

The other news is that contraversial song, Hoxton Hero is getting a release!! Wooo etc.

This is what we know already about Hoxton Hero:

It sounds amaaaazing!!<3>